You Terrorist!!!

You (and I) are terrorists in the eyes of the Government.

Although I have lived here all my life, and have flown numerous times on planes that did not explode, thanks to the President Bush and his policies,

every time I get on a commercial plane,

I am treated like a terrorist.

And so my friend,

are you...

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Do they make W take off his shoes every time he boards Air Force One?
"Sorry Mr. President, I'm going to have to take that bottle of shampoo, oh, and your mocha.
Bottles too large. National security you know! Have a nice flight".
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I'd love to say something else, but they'd tap my phone lines....