Sunday, November 26, 2006

Hot Peppers

Herpes brought me to the world of blogging.

At that time it was tramatic.
(Society doesn't approve of STDs.)

Some how
you are expected
to live life
with out
getting any bumps or bruises
of the Sexual Kind.

When you see someone
with a broken arm,
or a scar,
or cut,
it means
they were

Trying Something.

Life rewards those who

Try Something.

Payment for those scraped knees.
***
Once upon a time,
a woman,
or a man,
came across a
Jalapeno Pepper and
decided it might be something
they'd like to
Eat.

Now I bet that first man
or woman
was taken by
suprise.

But thousands of years later,
we still
Eat them.

Why?
Because they are
good!
They add
Spice to life!
(that and some folks just like to hurt themselves!)

Same goes for STDs
and those who have them.

Handle the Pepper correctly and with care,
and you can enjoy it every night.

Handle STDs with respect
and you can enjoy
those who have them

without

getting burned.
***
In preparing a jalapeno,
you can handle it
without gloves
so long as you do not have any open wounds on your hands.

(Same with Herpes.)

When using gloves while cutting peppers, remember to avoid touching any sensitive membranes,
such as your eyes,
or nose.

The peppers will let you know...

And the same with Herpes.

Wear protection.
Don't let any juices come in contact with sensitive membranes,
ie. soft tissues that are kept moist by the body,
and you can safely enjoy
the pleasures of
life.

2 Comments:

Blogger Luanne said...

lolol - ain't that the truth. I love me a good hot pepper. I like the analogy. Herpes is *JUST* a Virus to me Thanks for the smile.

Luanne

8:32 AM  
Blogger karlthebunny said...

Just be CAREFUL
with that KNIFE
around my PEPPER!

11:58 AM  

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