Homeowner

Have the tv on in the back ground for back ground noise.
And that is EXACTLY what it is...

Today it's Hot On Homes,
where they 'share' with you
the latest, hottest places to live!!!
What they forget to tell you about these great finds!
which the bow flex and the miracle knives and the 'lose a gagilion pounds while getting bigger boobs in only TWO short weeks!!!!' do admit, is Hot On Homes, and their kind, is PAID ADVERTISING. Oooh, they did mention it as being paid ad. But only in the last 10 seconds of the sign off...

They are so excited about their exciting news about some exciting products they have available which they know you'll be excited about!!

They'll tell you the newer homes are more energy efficient leaving you with the notion that the industry is out to help you, the consumer. Again they forget to mention that new state and fed requirements Require higher energy efficiency. "We have high-e windows!" *smile*. HELLO, they ALL have high-e windows!

And our WONDERFUL ammenity center. Translation, "Guess who gets to PAY for that "ammenity" center for as long as you own one of their wonderfully exciting average vanilla homes? It's called a Home Owner Association. And in your contract you will be required by law to pay Home Owner's Dues Ad infinitum. They can FORCLOSE (legally take) on your home if you miss a $100.00 payment. Even if your home is Paid in Full.

Buyer beware...

(yes I'm a jaded Architect...)