Bring Out Your Dead!! *Clunk*

I’m not… dead… yet….

What is it they say about
“cut off a serpent’s head and it will grow another’?

Well, the Dragon reared its ugly head in a last ditch attempt to be…

a bastard.

‘We here at Discover card have a policy that we don’t disclose your actual payoff amount in your balance statement.

How silly of you to expect us to be Truthful in what we say… did you not read the fine print??

Yes, we are here to fuck you over…

One…

Last…

Time…

*Grin*.

And all at only 24%!!!’



“Use Discover Card.
The card that actually Stabs you in the back!”