Christmas Party

The world in which we live, the vast expanse of the Universe we experience is confined to the space between our left and right ear.

This observation was apparent last night at the annual office party where current long term employees talked about the adventures they had with some colorful former employees.

There was the new secretary who on the third day of work called in with a Dentist appointment that day and never showed her face again.

There was the secretary who had an affair with one of the staff, both of whom were married to someone else. Sex was had on coworker's desks...

It turned out that all of the wives, except the staff member in question, knew about it, but none of the staffers believed them.

Then there is Cowboy who was using his hands to dig through the olives, dropping some and digging for more, instead of using the available tooth picks. He was heard later telling a client, "I f*ing drew your whole building". Old Man drew the building. Coach drew the building. Cowboy traced what he thought was the building, and Old Man came behind him cleaning up his mistakes.

Then there is Mr. HH who is a registered Architect, adopted a child from another country, is highly intellegent, who felt he didn't have anything to say to the abundance of party goers...

Yes, it's all in our heads...